If this world were mine, now would be the time I’d have House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-CA, pictured) brought out on to the House floor and bombarded with thousands of bird seeds — a fitting ending for a conservative congressman who used his position of power to cluck about a damn scandal he made up in his mind. I’m sure Issa wouldn’t completely object to this display. After all, Issa loves attention and has proved to make something out of literally nothing to secure it. So be it. But you’d think by now he’d be better at his job. Thankfully, Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Md., pictured) is good at his and has proceeded to release the full transcript of a key interview with an IRS employee that proves the White House had absolutely nothing to do with select employees of the agency targeting conservative-leaning groups leading up to the 2012 elections.