(CNN) — To contemplate Michael Jordan turning 50 on Sunday is to witness one’s youth floating out with the tide, the water as merciless in its mission as Jordan was in his prime. He is in the sweet spot of the old “Saturday Night Live” sketch featuring Mike Myers, “Middle Aged Man,” about a guy who was older and wiser, and who obsessed about people looking at his gut.
Jordan has been laid low these days because the team he owns, the Charlotte Bobcats, are one of the NBA’s worst, and because he has been terrible at building a franchise.
There is no doubt some schadenfreude at work here, with those who couldn’t defeat Jordan as rival players or executives, or those who covered the league and watched the deferential treatment Jordan and the Bulls received. They now delight in burying him.
What a bunch of morons.
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The NBA in the time of Jordan was at its zenith as a cultural force and a ratings behemoth, capable of drawing in what television people call “casual viewers,” who didn’t know a pick and roll from a pimento roll, but who nonetheless turned on Jordan and the Chicago Bulls when they were winning championships.
Athletes tend to get watered down with time, their rough edges rubbed out by biographers and historians who often fail to apply the rigorous discipline of their craft to sports, so much do they want to remain fans.
Mickey Mantle’s alcoholism was never front and center until it had almost killed him. God, I hope that never happens with Jordan. There are those who were appalled by his Hall of Fame speech, in which he sneered at those who had ever doubted him. I thought it was great. He finally showed everyone who he really was.
There has been far too much hagiography written about Jordan, both in the past and now, far too much hero worship for a man who was, at his core, not an especially empathic person. That is not written pejoratively, for almost all the great athletes in any sport were singularly driven individuals who didn’t play well with others. Do you hear stories of Tiger Woods yukking it up in clubhouses with his opponents?