Allegedly that is the astronomical number of Victor Cruz’s vast vault of vapid vixens that the New York Giants wide receiver kept as his ever-ready stash behind his fiancée’s back. No wonder he’s taking an exorbitantly lengthy time on his rehabilitation program from his ankle injury that has sidelined him for the balance of the 2015 NFL season.
Some will, of course, speculate that fiancee Elaina Whatley had to know that Cruz is a serial philanderer — and a reckless, relentless cheater at that. But, apparently one day, the Whatley caught a case of righteous indignation and suddenly became weary of taking a backseat to his herd of harems and wanton women. So, Whatley decided to shock these throngs of gullible groupies with a blistering, scorching group message to let them know what Cruz has been doing with each of them behind each one’s backs.
(Note: strong language).
Social media has been laughing and mocking the star wide receiver all day with some witty and innovative tweets and memes. Take a look at some of the funniest:
#victorcruz no wonder has a deal with Nike it’s from running from all these woman. Just do it
— David Crown (@1davidcrown) October 7, 2015
— (view náh) (@Mr_DePHInition) October 7, 2015
Victor Cruz fire all them hoes bro
— meech (@okmpinmeech) October 7, 2015
Thanks to this text we all learned a valuable lesson: Do not mess with Victor Cruz’s fiancée https://t.co/cDOkF9lNHy
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) October 7, 2015
Victor Cruz should go on Caso Cerrado and have all his side hoes sit in the audience
— Juan Sosa (@RacistJuan) October 7, 2015