Kanye & Future Brag About Their Trophy Future-Wives
Kanye West and Future want us to know just how proud they are of their trophy future-wives, Ciara and Kim Kardashian, so much so that they’re making music about it. ‘Ye and Future teamed up on a new song “I Won,” and if the title isn’t obnoxious enough, just listen to the lyrics…
“I made it over NBA, NFL players, so every time I score it’s like the Super Bowl,” Yeezy raps and it gets worse… he even drops Kim’s sister’s name.
“On that ‘Bound’ bike, I gave you only pipe / If people don’t hate, then it won’t be right / You can look at Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney, and Khloe / All your mama ever made was trophies, right.”
While Ciara and Future are patiently waiting for their new bundle of joy to arrive, Kimye are gearing up to walk down the aisle in their Parisian wedding later this month. Did you know the Kimye wedding almost didn’t happen due to French law? There is a 40-day residency period required to get married in Paris, but things seem squared away since ‘Ye’s had an apartment there for some time.
Kim was recently spotted wearing a nude colored bikini on the beach, and good Gawd those are some kakes!
And if this doesn’t prove that Kimye are having the best week ever, their Vogue issue is on target to sell 300-400K copies, surpassing Beyonce’s and Michelle Obama’s covers.