When a New York reporter from News12 The Bronx asked a 100-year-old grandmother about hitting the century mark, the conversation went straight the gutter.
In an interview that did not air (for obviously reasons you soon learn), the reporter asked her questions about her age. Out of the blue, the woman asked him, “How ya d*ck hanging?”
The reporter was obviously taken by surprise, wiping his face in embarrassment. “That’s funny,” he said. “Let’s talk about your birthday.” When he asks the grandmother questions, her answers are hard to understand at times. But when the reporter asks her what she plans on doing for her birthday, she was perfectly clear.
“Getting me a piece of d*ck,” she said. The woman’s family, including small children, was in the background laughing the whole time as their patriarch peppered the young reporter with Andrew Dice Clay-like replies. A woman in the background can be heard asking the reporter if he’s OK. “Take a deep breath,” she can be heard saying.
Eventually, the young man gathers himself asks the woman one more question. “What does it means to you to make it to 100,” he asked her. She smiled and said, “What it means to be 100-years-old is I can get 100 d*cks.”
Her family members stepped in and insisted that she discuss the good family values she taught them instead. “You didn’t tell us nothing about no dicks,” a woman is heard telling the woman. Talk about “the good stuff” one family member asks. The grandmother then says, “The good stuff is the d*cks!”
The video is too funny. What the whole interview below.
Watch 100-year-old grandmother talk about birthday d*ck (Warning Explicit Language):